12 questions every twenty-something is sick of hearing at a family get together

WhatsOn Oct 13, 2014 by Paul Benedetti Brampton Guardian

1. How's university going?

I don't know. Why not ask someone who's still there? I graduated three years ago.

 

 

2. So, what are you doing right now?

Right now I'm at this party, but usually I'm slowing global warming.

 

 

3. Are you the older one or the younger one?

Same as last time you asked.

 

 

4. Doesn't it hurt to put that in your ear lobe/ ear/ nose/ eyebrow/tongue?

Yes, that’s why they call it piercing.

 

 

5. Where are you living now?

In the basement. Want a tour?

 

 

6. So, what can you really do with a history degree?

I don't know. Maybe I'll run Bank of America like Brian Moynihan.

 

 

7. Do you have someone special?

Yes. I have a special dog. It only has three legs.

 

 

8. Where do you see yourself in five years.

Visiting you in a retirement home.

 

 

9. Is that tattoo real?

Is that nose real?

 

 

10. Do I hear wedding bells?

Maybe. Do you have Tinnitus?

 

 

11. Do you feel entitled?

I sure do. In fact, we started an Entitled Club at McDonalds where I work.

 

 

12. Why are you kids always texting?

It beats answering these questions.

 

 

12 questions every twenty-something is sick of hearing at a family get together

WhatsOn Oct 13, 2014 by Paul Benedetti Brampton Guardian

1. How's university going?

I don't know. Why not ask someone who's still there? I graduated three years ago.

 

 

2. So, what are you doing right now?

Right now I'm at this party, but usually I'm slowing global warming.

 

 

3. Are you the older one or the younger one?

Same as last time you asked.

 

 

4. Doesn't it hurt to put that in your ear lobe/ ear/ nose/ eyebrow/tongue?

Yes, that’s why they call it piercing.

 

 

5. Where are you living now?

In the basement. Want a tour?

 

 

6. So, what can you really do with a history degree?

I don't know. Maybe I'll run Bank of America like Brian Moynihan.

 

 

7. Do you have someone special?

Yes. I have a special dog. It only has three legs.

 

 

8. Where do you see yourself in five years.

Visiting you in a retirement home.

 

 

9. Is that tattoo real?

Is that nose real?

 

 

10. Do I hear wedding bells?

Maybe. Do you have Tinnitus?

 

 

11. Do you feel entitled?

I sure do. In fact, we started an Entitled Club at McDonalds where I work.

 

 

12. Why are you kids always texting?

It beats answering these questions.

 

 

12 questions every twenty-something is sick of hearing at a family get together

WhatsOn Oct 13, 2014 by Paul Benedetti Brampton Guardian

1. How's university going?

I don't know. Why not ask someone who's still there? I graduated three years ago.

 

 

2. So, what are you doing right now?

Right now I'm at this party, but usually I'm slowing global warming.

 

 

3. Are you the older one or the younger one?

Same as last time you asked.

 

 

4. Doesn't it hurt to put that in your ear lobe/ ear/ nose/ eyebrow/tongue?

Yes, that’s why they call it piercing.

 

 

5. Where are you living now?

In the basement. Want a tour?

 

 

6. So, what can you really do with a history degree?

I don't know. Maybe I'll run Bank of America like Brian Moynihan.

 

 

7. Do you have someone special?

Yes. I have a special dog. It only has three legs.

 

 

8. Where do you see yourself in five years.

Visiting you in a retirement home.

 

 

9. Is that tattoo real?

Is that nose real?

 

 

10. Do I hear wedding bells?

Maybe. Do you have Tinnitus?

 

 

11. Do you feel entitled?

I sure do. In fact, we started an Entitled Club at McDonalds where I work.

 

 

12. Why are you kids always texting?

It beats answering these questions.